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Border Collie Too Smart for Everyone's Good Coffee Mug

Border Collie Too Smart for Everyone's Good Coffee Mug

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  • Dishwasher Safe
  • Microwave Safe
  • Fade Resistant

A funny watercolor coffee mug for the Border Collie owner who lost the battle of wits years ago. “Too Smart for Everyone's Good” is the truest thing you can say about the world's brightest herding dog. A great gift for a Border Collie parent or the friend whose dog needs a job and a to-do list.

Our Mugs

Mugs are made from premium ceramic with a sturdy C-handle designed for a comfortable grip. Each design is printed using professional dye-sublimation — colors are vivid, fade-resistant, and won't crack or peel with regular use.

✔ Dishwasher safe

✔ Microwave safe

✔ Glossy white finish

✔ Lead & BPA free

✔ Printed to order in the USA

Shipping and Returns

Prints & ships from Detroit in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders $75+ because good taste should be rewarded.

Once it leaves our hands, USPS takes over — expect delivery 5–8 business days after shipment. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely. We support both.

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