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Caffeine Hasn't Loaded Mug

Caffeine Hasn't Loaded Mug

Regular price $13.58
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  • Dishwasher Safe
  • Microwave Safe
  • Fade Resistant

"My caffeine hasn't loaded yet." The mug for the person who is completely non-functional until their second cup and raises one finger for silence before then. Made for the proud not-a-morning-person in your life, this is the gift she buys for herself or the one a partner grabs because it is painfully accurate. A daily-use birthday or stocking-stuffer gift that earns its spot on the counter every single morning.

Our Mugs

Mugs are made from premium ceramic with a sturdy C-handle designed for a comfortable grip. Each design is printed using professional dye-sublimation — colors are vivid, fade-resistant, and won't crack or peel with regular use.

✔ Dishwasher safe

✔ Microwave safe

✔ Glossy white finish

✔ Lead & BPA free

✔ Printed to order in the USA

Shipping and Returns

Prints & ships from Detroit in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders $30+ because good taste should be rewarded.

Once it leaves our hands, USPS takes over — expect delivery 5–8 business days after shipment. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely. We support both.

Something went wrong?

  • Damaged, defective, or incorrect item → full replacement or refund, no return needed
  • Contact us within 30 days at support@mysticblvd.com
  • We're actual humans. We respond.

We're not a faceless corporation — just people who think your mug should make you smile every morning.

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