Functioning Human Kit for Her Mug

Name: Functioning Human Kit for Her Mug
Brand: CustomCat
SKU: 1005-9786-108951178-47417
Price: 13.58 USD
Availability: InStock

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Capacity 11oz 15oz

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Dishwasher Safe
Microwave Safe
Fade Resistant

"Functioning Human Starter Kit - Batteries Not Included" gets a her-edition spin in this retro toy-package parody for women who arrived without batteries, instructions, or nearly enough coffee. The cheerful action-figure mascot packed with snacks, a blanket, and a tiny patience accessory makes this funny coffee mug a perfect gift for the burnt-out best friend, mom, or coworker barely adulting. A great birthday or white elephant gift for her.

Our Mugs

Mugs are made from premium ceramic with a sturdy C-handle designed for a comfortable grip. Each design is printed using professional dye-sublimation — colors are vivid, fade-resistant, and won't crack or peel with regular use.

✔ Dishwasher safe

✔ Microwave safe

✔ Glossy white finish

✔ Lead & BPA free

✔ Printed to order in the USA

Shipping and Returns

Prints & ships from Detroit in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders $30+ because good taste should be rewarded.

Once it leaves our hands, USPS takes over — expect delivery 5–8 business days after shipment. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely. We support both.

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We're not a faceless corporation — just people who think your mug should make you smile every morning.