6AM Poor Decisions Opossum Mug
6AM Poor Decisions Opossum Mug
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- Dishwasher Safe
- Microwave Safe
- Fade Resistant
"It is 6AM and I have already made several poor decisions." A bleary vintage storybook watercolor opossum sips from a mug in a lavender robe at dawn, regrets already piling up. This coffee mug is the perfect gift for the chaotic early riser or not-a-morning-person friend whose day goes sideways before sunrise. A funny, relatable little gift for anyone whose mistakes start before breakfast.
Our Mugs
Our Mugs
Mugs are made from premium ceramic with a sturdy C-handle designed for a comfortable grip. Each design is printed using professional dye-sublimation — colors are vivid, fade-resistant, and won't crack or peel with regular use.
✔ Dishwasher safe
✔ Microwave safe
✔ Glossy white finish
✔ Lead & BPA free
✔ Printed to order in the USA
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
Prints & ships from Detroit in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders $30+ because good taste should be rewarded.
Once it leaves our hands, USPS takes over — expect delivery 5–8 business days after shipment. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely. We support both.
Something went wrong?
- Damaged, defective, or incorrect item → full replacement or refund, no return needed
- Contact us within 30 days at support@mysticblvd.com
- We're actual humans. We respond.
We're not a faceless corporation — just people who think your mug should make you smile every morning.
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